Dull-witted columnist can’t understand modern naming conventions

by J Scott Christianson, Columbia Daily Tribune Columnist

Drive through the Hunter’s Gate subdivision in north Columbia, and you’ll find yourself navigating through streets with names like Gazelle Drive, Caribou Lane, Antelope Court and Rhino Boulevard. While none of these animals actually roam free in our fair state, I’m sure the street names alone have caused hunters from all over Missouri to relocate in Columbia just for the chance to purchase a house on Wildebeest Drive. I mean, who could pass that up?